I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
