pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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