Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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