Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he shaved USA in his pubs
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
