69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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