you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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