Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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