He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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