Will you blow on my dice?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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