Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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