new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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