Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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