Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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