In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
