They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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