I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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