Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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