You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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