Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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