saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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