I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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