And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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