: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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