I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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