We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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