I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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