trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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