New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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