I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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