it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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