ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Randomize
