Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
