The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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