Your tits are I can't wait for
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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