May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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