return my video game
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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