"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Randomize
