What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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