I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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