Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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