You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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