i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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