he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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