I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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