It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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