Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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