i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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