Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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