I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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