god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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