I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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