Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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