I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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