Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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