did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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